An Awesome Guide to Awesomeness

You should totally download this guide, and here is why

Well, first of all it’s free. …But also, it talks about all kinds of interesting and smart things, and if you download it, you too will be thinking smart thoughts, and all your collegues will be like “damn!”

Oh, and you’ll also get all these benefits:

• Benefit 1, which is truly remarkable
• Benefit 2, which is also great but not as good as the first one
• Benefit 3, which we’ve added because two benefits weren’t enough
• Benefit 4, which might be one too many and will likely get cut in review